just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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