I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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