But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.