They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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