well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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