Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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