Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Houston, we have a squirter
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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