I wish my penis had an off switch
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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