I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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