We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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