The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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