My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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