yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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