This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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