So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I still have a little drunk in my system
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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