Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
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His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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