Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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