is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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