question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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