is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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