Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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