No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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