summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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