your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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