$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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