Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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