i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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