HIV tests are more positive than that guy
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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