I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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