Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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