So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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