his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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