Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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