Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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