Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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