she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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