I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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