it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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