I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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