they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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