listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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