There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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