I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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