Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
