remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
