she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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