you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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