Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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