yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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