So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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