I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
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