Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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