If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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