Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you win again, gameday.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
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So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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