You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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