Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
they call him Oral-B. enough said
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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